Happiness

If there is one thing that has been consistent in my life, aside from being too lazy to scratch myself, it is that I take an inordinate joy in pissing people off. I mean it. I am never happier than when I have managed to make somebody else hopping mad at me.

There is something about knowing that someone, somewhere, is literally shaking with impotent fury at something that I have written that causes me no end of joy. Now, as to why this is, I cannot say for sure, but I think it may be a sort of psychic vampirism that feeds off of the energy that such unfortunates, for anyone so benighted as to disagree with me can only be considered unfortunate, put out into the mahatmosphere. It really is energizing.

And great fun too.

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