Global Warming, Global Strategy

Global warming is a good thing. It really is. Not only does it give us a hope for having shorter winters, it also means women will wear fewer clothes longer in the year.

Ok, so there are going to be some dislocation. We are going to have to create new breeds of corn to survive with less water and the general grain growing areas are going to be moving north, but that is not a big deal. We can grow lots of grain in Minnesota. The real benefit is going to be strategic.

We are going to get rid of the global south. I mean we are going to get rid of it. Global warming means no food or water for them. They die! Africa is going to stop being a problem for anyone. China won’t be able to feed itself. The Middle East will be depopulated as the water dries up. So if you think of global warming, think of it as a super weapon. And it is a weapon we are going to use.


7 Responses to “Global Warming, Global Strategy”

  1. Robert Says:

    Wouldnt that just mean all those people would come over and take all our food seeing as how the goverment is odf sending all our food out to other countries they, would probably fly them all over here and order us to share everything with them, not something I would be looking fowarded too.

  2. drpsionic Says:

    Well, it is our responsibilty to make sure we have government that will have “let them die” as a basic policy. And if they try to come here, we just blow them out of the water and the fish can have a good meal.

  3. Robert Says:

    Sadly we do not have any say, voting is just a illusion to make us think we have a say which we do not…

  4. random noob Says:

    Who’s talking about voting? =)

  5. fred Says:

    Why would you want to flood Europe with middle easterners?

  6. LoneStar Says:

    Rick Santorum (R) to Glen Beck; There is no Global Warming,” Rick Perry (R) Governor of Texas to the Media, “There is no such thing as Global Warming.” Ex-President George W. Bush(R) stated when confronted by the media about 6 months before he left his office; “Recession? I haven’t heard of any Recession!” Cheech Marin (popular Hispanic Comedian of the 1970’s & 80’s) in a Movie when confronted by a U.S. Border Patrol agent; “Badges? We don’t need no stinking badges!” For some illogical reason in my mind, these statements all sounded like they belonged together.

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