Getting Rid of an Annoying Spirit

Ok, you get yourself a new place to live and you wonder why people were willing to let you have it so cheap. Then, as you are finished moving in, noises start happening and things that should not fall down do. Pretty soon you have shadows on the wall, strange laughter in your bathroom and food refusing to cook right.

You gots yourself a bad spirit.

Well, how do you best get rid of the thing?

DO NOT:

Call a Catholic priest to bless the place. If the spirit is a Baptist he will not be impressed and it may only make him mad.

Burn sage. Burning sage does nothing but stink the place up and make the spirit laugh saying, “What do you think I am? Turkey stuffing?”

This is what you do.

Go onto ebay and look for RF (radio frequency) signal generators. You want one that works and does not cost too much. The latter is pretty easy, most are not very expensive.

Once you have your generator, sit it on a convenient table, plug it in and turn it on to make sure that it works. Then you wait.

When the spirit manifests, which you can usually tell by the hairs on your arm standing up, turn on the generator and turn the tuning dial. When the hairs on your arm go back to normal and the space feels clear you have the right freqency. That is a frequency that the spirit is sort of allergic to and, when it attempts to draw ambient energy to manifest, it gets very uncomfortable and runs away. Just leave the generator running on that frequency and you should be rid of your spectral nuisance.

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7 Responses to “Getting Rid of an Annoying Spirit”

  1. Robert Says:

    Why would you want to get rid it, Myself I try to make friends with it, Having friends on the other side is defiantly a good thing 🙂

  2. drpsionic Says:

    Well, some are not very useful and they have to be removed to return peace and quiet. Kind of like annoying relatives.

    • Robert Says:

      True, but if you can get those type of spirits on your side and turn them into ally’s you may be able to send over and annoy the crap out of someone else 🙂

    • Jalil Says:

      Speaking of annoying relatives, is there a way to get rid of them using psychic power?

  3. supermariorick Says:

    I read this book called “The Antichrist Training Manual” by an author named Raymond Holder and it had a part of it mentioning a story where a Hawaiian Polynesian sorcerer manipulated a spirit to attack targets. Perhaps the same can be done by taking advantage of which frequency lets you control a spirit? I mean one can tell a spirit to fuck off using radio signals when you get a new house, but wouldn’t it be beneficial to just make the spirit your bitch and have it eliminate other annoyances for you? kill a million birds with the stone you used on one bird?

  4. chaos666 Says:

    Can’t you just create a thoughtform to drive away the spirit?

  5. Robert Says:

    If you were a annoying spirit and did not want to leave could someone create a thought form and drive you away…

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