Off The Wagon!

Oh this is going to be more fun than bombing Mecca with pork chops!

To do this little experiment you will need a photograph of the local drunkarium, otherwise known as a place where Alcoholics Anonymous meets, the time of their meeting, and a bottle of booze.

Oh, and a radionic box and a picture of yourself.

Now, here is what you. You set up the radionic box as follows: You put your picture on the transmittal (sometimes called “trend” for no rational reason whatsoever) plate of the box and the picture of the meeting place on the target side.

Set the rate.

Now, at the time of the meeting, get drunk. That is all you have to do, get drunk.

And as you become more and more inebriated, all of the wonderful information is going to flying through the ether to afflict the poor, recovering lushes inside the meeting and any number of them will be unable to resist temptation next time it is offered.

Oh, don’t drive for a day after this experiment. You want to be alive to enjoy the news reports of people who did and got killed.

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