When the Space Shuttle Went Kaboom

The local news media made a really boring big deal because one of the astronauts was from Racine. So I had a little fun. Sung to the tune of The Yellow Rose of Texas.

Chorus: Oh her head’s in Amarillo,
Her feets in Arkansas
The rest of her body looked like it met with a chainsaw,
‘Cause the Jewboy flushed the toilet,
And blewed them all to bits,
They really messed with Texas
And gave them Texans the shits.

She was the ugliest thing
That Nasa ever seen
It was only appropriate that she’d came from Racine
But the Jewboy flushed the toilet
And blewed them all to bits,
They really messed with Texas
And gave them Texans the shits.

Chorus

Oh Texas fined NASA,
For littering it’s true
Because all over Texas them shuttle pieces flew
Cause the Jewboy flushed that toilet
And blewed them all to bits
They really messed with Texas
And gave them Texans the shits.

Chorus

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